

Sorry dude, had to kill a brown snake myself, if you know what I mean. I didn't find any snacks though, unless you count a couple tanks full of crickets. A little too crunchy for my liking. Anyway, dude this is a pretty pathetic looking venue Jordan. Most of the reptiles in here are beneath either opponents notice. Maybe that is good because both combatants are sizing each other up. Steve definately looks eager to get into things and seems to be giving commentary on his every move, but I can't seem to hear him from my vantage point. Dundee is looking around nervously, but is now smiling as he whips out once hell of a knife. Steve was momentarily taken aback, but has regained composure and is now trying to hog tie Dundee. Holy shit Jordan, Little Ray must be pretty pissed from being jumped earlier. He has just come screaming into the room throwing an enourmous snake at Steve and Dundee. I think it's an Anaconda if I'm not mistaken, and it also seems to have taken a liking to Dundee.
Damn! I had no idea that an Anaconda was capable of eating Dundee that quickly! Now Irwin has jumped on the back of the bloated snake and is wrestling it into submission! Amazing! Craig what is that noise coming from inside the snake? It sounds like moaning...oh wait I recognize that! Look at that, the big snake is asleep! Dundee hypnotized the snake from the inside! Astounding! Irwin is now "milking" the sedated serpent, pushing the lump that is Dundee forward until finally, eeesh thats nasty! The dozing Anaconda has regurgitated the leathery Paul Hogan! and he is drinking a Fosters king can to boot! Very sportsmanlike behaviour from the Corcodile Hunter there Craig, not something we are used to here at Monday Morning Fight Club!
No Jordan, but that is prime Steve Irwin for you dude. The man was a total pro and treated all wildlife with respect, including one formerly famous Paul Hogan. Steve has now positioned himself on top of a few cages and is sizing up Hogan about to make his move. I think Hogan knows this is hopeless and has resigned himself to just being able to finish his beer. Steve is about to make his move, and "YES" he has pounced onto Dundee. Steve has some weird crocadile lasso wrapped around Hogan's upper jaw and the top of his head. He is making short work of this Jordan. Yup, that is it dude. The Crocodile Hunter is done. He has finished wrangling Dundee and is now giving a short lesson on the natural habitat and beer drinking prowess of the Outback Leatherfaced Aussie.
There you have it folks, Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter and bitched slapped poor old Crocodile Dundee. Thanks for joining us this week on Monday Morning Fight Club!!
Well folks, there you have it. Gary Coleman takes this weeks match with a very decisive win over his opponents. Join us again next week for more mayhem, thanks for reading and a big shout out to Darren for brining us this turd filled matchup!
Ahhh, dude, you should really stay out of this, you don't want to be associated with two losers. And NOOOOOOO Nicole I don't mean Jordan and I. Jordan seriously man, put down the chocolate bar. Oh God, I can't watch this folks. Jordan is going ape-shit on the two super losers. He has given GAH the jersey-over-the-head hockey treatment and has tied him to one of the candy bar wrapping machines. Now he is beating Condorman into submission with the giant chocolate bar. There is blood and gooey brown stuff everywhere, if we weren't in a chocolate factory I would swear it was Condorman's first night in jail. And speaking of things you might find in a jail, jordan has now rammed condorman's head straight up GAH's red spandex balloon knot.
Folks, it looks like this one is over. Jordan just left the building in disgust. Sad to say this one ends in a tie. Now you'll excuse me as I attempt to escape the fart cloud that is Smithfalls.