Straight up Inventor Battle
(making new shit out of other shit)
MacGyver Vs The Professor
(making new shit out of other shit)
MacGyver Vs The Professor
Jordan I think this is going to turn out to be a pretty interesting match. On one hand we have the mulleted inventor MacGyver and on the other we have the inventor of all things coconut, the Professor. Whom, by the way, I still think should have boned both Marianne and Ginger. Dude they were soooo ripe for the picking. I mean who else on that island could have serviced those two ladies?? The Skipper, I think not!!! As far as who will win this battle, it's a tough call, I like both these guys and they both have mad skills, yo! However, The Professor never managed to invent anything that got those castaways off their island. MacGyver on the other hand escaped all kinds of shit with nothing but bubble gum, paper clips and elastics. I gotta give the edge to MacGyver on this one dude.
Both of these guys are certified geniuses, I think this fight will be decided by the materials on hand! That being said, Craig, I always thought that the reason the Professor never invented anything like a "boat" was so he could have a crack at a Ginger/ Marianne threesome. Think about it. He's is a dorky nerd. Back in civilization he would never have a chance with a movie star and a hot farmers daughter! But on that Island all he has to compete with is a fat guy with anger issues, a bean-pole retard, and an old rich guy that can't get it up (ordinarily the girls would go for the rich guy regardless of his looks/personality but in this case is fortune was rendered worthless by being stuck on the island). He was biding his time! Not to mention that fucker can make anything out of a handful of coconuts and bamboo! On the other hand, MacGyver has been an icon of cool since 1985! He was the king of throwing shit together and making something cool out of crap lying around. His only weaknesses are; an apparent lack of motivation (they had to twists his arm or trick him into action every fucking episode!), and a strong non violent streak (his mullet is not a weakness, instead it is the source of his powers, like a modern day Samson). I think it will take a lot of motivation for MacGyver to even show up for this weeks battle. 
Although I completely want the professor to win, sadly, I don't think he will. MacGyver is a knob, and I always disliked him, but he can blow up anything with the most obscure ingregients. No matter how much I try to forget about it, the age old "can't even build a boat" theory comes back into play. I hope it is close and the professor gets some good shots in, but I think the mullet head freak will win.
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No contest here boys. The professor was the man, and I am sure he cracked Marianne and Ginger,and I'll go out on a limb here and say Mrs. Howell was on his list of conquest too. Just remember t.v. then couldn't show what it does now.
ReplyDeleteMacGyver was cool in his own right, but man, your right Jordan, he was constantly having to be manipulated into doing something. The Professor was like, "here is a new invention..." every week.
Got to go with the Professor on this one. MacGyver made all kinds of fancy gadgets but he was making stuff that already existed! Just think... the Professor was making his shit in the 50s! He was making fancy coconut flashing lights and record players so that Marianne and Ginger could get up and dance, but how many strip clubs were there at the time?!... they were still doing the fancy stripping with fruit and feathers on their head. I bet the Professor even built a coconut personal computer and Steve Jobs stole the "coconut" PC idea and called it an "apple"... dirty buggers... computers at the time were the size of a room! There wasn't even colour tv for frig sake :) boo yeah haha
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