80's Super-Zero's Battle!
This week Monday Morning Fight Club offers a stunning match up of 80's inept super heroes. In one corner we have; The Greatest American Hero. In the other; Condorman! Who will beat their opponent into cheesy submission?
Well Craig I have to say I'm on the fence with this weeks combatants. Condorman was a childhood favorite. He had a sweet car, sweet boat, and an awesome costume with working wings! Not to mention a crazy good theme song! He came across like a goofy, good natured Batman. But like Batman, he has no super powers. The Greatest American Hero on the other hand is sporting a crazy powerful set of alien made tights. Check out his checklist of super powers; Flight, Super Strength, Invulnerability, Invisibility, Precognition, Telekenisis, X-ray Vision, Super Speed, Pyro Kenesis, Holographic vision, Shrinking, and Psychometry! Even if he is the biggest tool in the world, The Greatest American Hero has a crazy unfair advantage! I just don't see Condorman pulling this one out of his ass!
Dude, the Greatest American Hero is a deuche, plain and simple. Afro haired mother fucker with no idea how to use his powers. He was so pathetic he needed a freakin' instruction manual. L-O-S-E-R!! Condorman may have been like Batman, but he also kick some ass, just like Batman. Here's the breakdown. Greatest American Zero is gonna come at Condorman like a mongoloid hero, all powers but no idea how to use them, big afro flopping around in the wind. Condorman is gonna bust his super car out of it's gypsy-cart disguise and run Greatest American Zero down in his tracks. End of fight.
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Well Craig I have to say I'm on the fence with this weeks combatants. Condorman was a childhood favorite. He had a sweet car, sweet boat, and an awesome costume with working wings! Not to mention a crazy good theme song! He came across like a goofy, good natured Batman. But like Batman, he has no super powers. The Greatest American Hero on the other hand is sporting a crazy powerful set of alien made tights. Check out his checklist of super powers; Flight, Super Strength, Invulnerability, Invisibility, Precognition, Telekenisis, X-ray Vision, Super Speed, Pyro Kenesis, Holographic vision, Shrinking, and Psychometry! Even if he is the biggest tool in the world, The Greatest American Hero has a crazy unfair advantage! I just don't see Condorman pulling this one out of his ass!
Dude, the Greatest American Hero is a deuche, plain and simple. Afro haired mother fucker with no idea how to use his powers. He was so pathetic he needed a freakin' instruction manual. L-O-S-E-R!! Condorman may have been like Batman, but he also kick some ass, just like Batman. Here's the breakdown. Greatest American Zero is gonna come at Condorman like a mongoloid hero, all powers but no idea how to use them, big afro flopping around in the wind. Condorman is gonna bust his super car out of it's gypsy-cart disguise and run Greatest American Zero down in his tracks. End of fight.Don't forget to vote folks, every vote saves a puppy from black market organ thieves!
I smell a loser tie coming.
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