Summer Blockbuster Death Match
Hi folks and welcome to this weeks edition of Monday Morning Fight Club. This week we bring you a few summer favorites. Spock, John Conner, and Wolverine. This is a 3 way death match, last one with a heartbeat wins the day.
Jordan, this is great, another craptastic summer of re-imagined Hollywood shit. But even now and then a few golden nuggets of turd will fall out of Hollywood's massive golden ass. We've picked three film heroes today that will hopefully shine through the refuse. Although we have some real contenders here this week I think I still have to side with Wolverine on this one. Simple fact is the mofo can regenerate, 'nuff said. I mean here is a dude that had the adamantium ripped off his bones by Magneto and still lived. You gotta be a tough mother fucker to do that. He is gonna stuff poor old spock right up John Conners robot infested arse hole.
Well Craig, first off this is not the kind of match up that I think of when someone mentions; "three way" and B, this is hardly a fair fight. Spock is only useful in a fight if he is horny and has one of these doo-hickeys, and John Conner almost always gets a terminator to do his fighting for him (if he thought ahead and sent a reprogrammed one back from the future). Wolverine, on the other hand, is always looking for a fight, not to mention the fact that he tends to go on a berserker rampage fairly often and straight up murders who-ever he happens to be pointed at. I'm with you on this one, Wolverine all the way. 
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