World of Warcraft vs. The World
Battle of World Domination
Battle of World Domination
Well folks, this week on Monday Morning Fight Club we have an epic battle of abstract entities. On one hand we have the vastly popular MMMOPOROGRPG game World of Warcraft, and on the other we have our very own Real World. Who will win when two worlds collide, only you can decide.
Jordan this could be a very interesting match, I mean the possibilities are endless when you bring in abstract entities. I'm guessing World of Warcraft is going to come in like a lion, I'm seeing massive addictions being handed out left right and center, an overall increase in obesity and less family time. But I think there are probably a few angry wives that are going to tip the scales in favor of the Real World. In their corner we have anger (obviously), withheld sex and the ability to turn off the computer. This should be a good match, geeks beware!!!
Well you've done it now Craig. This high-concept stuff might fly in the world of science and think-tanks but our readership is comprised of salt of the earth, hard working, too much tax paying real people! (plus Paulie only get one vote...unless he hacks our site) That being said, I have to agree with you; WOW is going to come on strong, after all you can live your fantasy of being a man-gina night elf that rides a giant cat and has magical powers! But I think that the real world offerings of potential semi-regular sex, good food, and sleep will win the day! I have a feeling that this fight will come down in a new and exciting format...just what can we cook up to illustrate this weeks battle?
Jordan this could be a very interesting match, I mean the possibilities are endless when you bring in abstract entities. I'm guessing World of Warcraft is going to come in like a lion, I'm seeing massive addictions being handed out left right and center, an overall increase in obesity and less family time. But I think there are probably a few angry wives that are going to tip the scales in favor of the Real World. In their corner we have anger (obviously), withheld sex and the ability to turn off the computer. This should be a good match, geeks beware!!!
Well you've done it now Craig. This high-concept stuff might fly in the world of science and think-tanks but our readership is comprised of salt of the earth, hard working, too much tax paying real people! (plus Paulie only get one vote...unless he hacks our site) That being said, I have to agree with you; WOW is going to come on strong, after all you can live your fantasy of being a man-gina night elf that rides a giant cat and has magical powers! But I think that the real world offerings of potential semi-regular sex, good food, and sleep will win the day! I have a feeling that this fight will come down in a new and exciting format...just what can we cook up to illustrate this weeks battle? 
You had Craig at "rides a giant cat". ;)
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ReplyDeleteWell, I have to go for the real world. COnsidering the vast abuse we have done to ourselves, we are still here. We have or are currently surviving world wars, elvis, catholics etc etc. If we can survive these devastations, I think the real world can handle WOW. Hell they can fire a missle in Washington and put it through the goals posts in Giant Stadium. The most important the real world will win...........Baconator!!!!!!!!!
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