Stewie Griffin vs. Bart Simpson
Hi folks and welcome to this week's edition of Monday Morning Fight Club. This week on MMFC we have two of the most recognizable faces in cartoon history, Bart Simpson and Stewie Griffin. Two classic cartoon kids in a battle for supremacy, who will end up on top, you decide.
Jordan, I have to go with Bart Simpson on this one. Not only is there a soft place in my heart for the Simpsons, but when you think about it Bart has withstood beatings not only from the likes of Kirby and Jimbo Jones, but he is also a survivor of domestic abuse. I mean, come on, how many times has Homer strangled the shit out of Bart, and "The Bartman" just walks away every time. My money is on Bart for this one! Football headed Stewie can go back to his Simpsons-wannabe show and suck it.
Jordan, I have to go with Bart Simpson on this one. Not only is there a soft place in my heart for the Simpsons, but when you think about it Bart has withstood beatings not only from the likes of Kirby and Jimbo Jones, but he is also a survivor of domestic abuse. I mean, come on, how many times has Homer strangled the shit out of Bart, and "The Bartman" just walks away every time. My money is on Bart for this one! Football headed Stewie can go back to his Simpsons-wannabe show and suck it.
Craig, I have to strongly disagree with you on this one. Stewie is a genius and has been known to wield death rays, pilot jet fighters, and build time machines! Where as Bart is a mildly retarded smart ass. Bart may be a jerk, but Stewie is sadistic and evil! I'll be surprised if Bart lives long enough to say "don't have a cow man" or "eat my shorts"!
And if you had any doubt Stewie would win, check this out...
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He kneecaps Brian, then sets him on Fire! What is Bart going to do? Prank call him?
Ya but his head looks like a fucking football. Sucks balls dude, he tries too hard.
ReplyDeleteTries too hard?!? "don't have a cow man!" Or should I remind you that Barts "high point" was singing "Happy Birthday Lisa" with a mental patient!
ReplyDeleteHey that mental patient was Michael Jackson, no wait it wasn't, it was some dude pretending to be Michael Jackson, what, where am I going, oh ya, did I mention Stewie's head is shaped like a football. And why does he have a british accent? Football headed turd.
ReplyDeleteHead shape? Thats your argument? Bart's head is shaped like a bag of circus peanuts!
ReplyDeleteYup, I'm just bitter because Bart is going to get his ass kicked by a football head.
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Losers!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKick my head it looks like a football.
ReplyDeleteCraig and Jordon need to rochambeaux.
ReplyDeleteThis is a no brainer, but it will be very entertaining to see that spikey hair bitch finally get his due. Stewie is going to completely rape Bart, leaving nothing more than a bloddy shit stain on the cement with a fat guy over him saying.........ha ha.
ReplyDeleteWow the venom towards poor Bart is amazing. Come one folks admit it, you loved The Bartman craze as much as the next person!!
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