Power Tard Match-Up
Hi folks welcome to this weeks match-up. As always here are Monday Morning Fight Club we strive to go lower and lower below the line. To honour our policy we have brought you two of the world's premier Power Tards. In one corner we have the Baby Ruth loving Sloth and in the other corner we have the water buffalo riding, horse punching Mongo.
Jordan, as with all retards these guys have a fucked up exterior but a heart of gold. Both our combatants have the ability to achieve amazing feats of strength and could easily lay waste to anything that crosses their path. But at heart these guys are just plain good, and if that one thing crossing their paths turns out to be a baby rabbit the entire match could turn out to be a flop. Steinbeck fans would be roused to tears as both power tards vie for a chance to "pet the bunnies". On the off chance that something awakens the beast within I'm gonna have to go with Sloth. As far as I'm concerned, Sloth is the power tard of power tards. Not only did he pull a freakin' chain out of a wall, and lay the beats on his entire family, he also held up a freaking mountain to let 7 snot nose punks escape certain doom. My vote has got to go to Sloth this time around.
Craig, I agree this battle could be over before it starts! If these two dim-witted, steroid rich, man-oliths aren't properly motivated we could end up watching the super-tards pick flowers and sing to each other! I doubt you would let that happen, so in the event of a throw-down I will side with Mongo. Granted Sloth is strong, but the chain was loose when he pulled it out of the wall and as far as "holding up a mountain" he did no such thing...all he held up was a suspiciously light looking boulder. When picking a winner here he have to take their diminished mental capacities into account, and the easiest way to determine who is smarter is to ask yourself, "who did these retards choose to follow?" Sloth chose to follow Chunk the weakest link in the pre-adolescent group know as the "Goonies". Whereas Mongo, decided to follow the much more intelligent, not to mention prominent; Sheriff Bart. Besides are you forgetting that Mongo survived getting blown up, without suffering hearing loss, or even a scratch! Mongo all the way!
There it is folks! Who do you think will win this epic battle of mentally deficient super men?!? Vote! Comment! Vote&Comment!
Jordan, as with all retards these guys have a fucked up exterior but a heart of gold. Both our combatants have the ability to achieve amazing feats of strength and could easily lay waste to anything that crosses their path. But at heart these guys are just plain good, and if that one thing crossing their paths turns out to be a baby rabbit the entire match could turn out to be a flop. Steinbeck fans would be roused to tears as both power tards vie for a chance to "pet the bunnies". On the off chance that something awakens the beast within I'm gonna have to go with Sloth. As far as I'm concerned, Sloth is the power tard of power tards. Not only did he pull a freakin' chain out of a wall, and lay the beats on his entire family, he also held up a freaking mountain to let 7 snot nose punks escape certain doom. My vote has got to go to Sloth this time around.
Craig, I agree this battle could be over before it starts! If these two dim-witted, steroid rich, man-oliths aren't properly motivated we could end up watching the super-tards pick flowers and sing to each other! I doubt you would let that happen, so in the event of a throw-down I will side with Mongo. Granted Sloth is strong, but the chain was loose when he pulled it out of the wall and as far as "holding up a mountain" he did no such thing...all he held up was a suspiciously light looking boulder. When picking a winner here he have to take their diminished mental capacities into account, and the easiest way to determine who is smarter is to ask yourself, "who did these retards choose to follow?" Sloth chose to follow Chunk the weakest link in the pre-adolescent group know as the "Goonies". Whereas Mongo, decided to follow the much more intelligent, not to mention prominent; Sheriff Bart. Besides are you forgetting that Mongo survived getting blown up, without suffering hearing loss, or even a scratch! Mongo all the way!There it is folks! Who do you think will win this epic battle of mentally deficient super men?!? Vote! Comment! Vote&Comment!
BABY RUTH!!
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