Bounty Hunter....Hunt down?!?
Well its an exciting week this week on Monday Morning Fight Club! We have the sweet, yet epic match-up of Dog the Bounty Hunter vs Boba Fett! Both possess intimidating reputations, impressive costumes, and complicated arsenals... Who will collect the bounty in this weeks pounding!
Well Craig, at first glance I'd say that Boba Fett has the edge in gadgetry, I mean come on he has a freakin' jet pack that launches a missle! He has wrist thingys that shoot some sort of rope... he packs a mean looking blaster, and wears a sweet helmet with a periscope! Not to mention he rolls around in the kick ass, elephant head looking space ship, "Slave one". Where as Dog seems like a bit of a dud. He is just a shirtless, fanny pack wearing, born again, mulleteer! His arsenal includes several different applications of pepper spray...and a walkie-talkie. His inbred posse cruise around in a couple of SUVs and from what I can tell he wears MP3 playing sunglasses 24/7! I predict that Dog will be picking his teeth out of his dump in no time!
I don't know Jordan, it's tough to say on this one. Sure Boba Fett by all outward appearances should be scalping that nasty greasy mullet off of Dog. But he doesn't have much of a track record. Darth Vader did his nasty work for him in Empire, and the douche got boned by a near blind Han Solo in Jedi. Looks cool, but he's pretty much a bounty hunting poser. Dog is going to bend him over and fuck him in the ass like the rest of the poor white trash dope fiend hicks he chases down every day. If this were a battle of "Cool" Boba Fett would win hands down, but Dog, the greasy turd, has real life take downs under his belt and I believe he is going to give Boba Fett a proper hate fuckin'.
Well Craig, at first glance I'd say that Boba Fett has the edge in gadgetry, I mean come on he has a freakin' jet pack that launches a missle! He has wrist thingys that shoot some sort of rope... he packs a mean looking blaster, and wears a sweet helmet with a periscope! Not to mention he rolls around in the kick ass, elephant head looking space ship, "Slave one". Where as Dog seems like a bit of a dud. He is just a shirtless, fanny pack wearing, born again, mulleteer! His arsenal includes several different applications of pepper spray...and a walkie-talkie. His inbred posse cruise around in a couple of SUVs and from what I can tell he wears MP3 playing sunglasses 24/7! I predict that Dog will be picking his teeth out of his dump in no time!
I don't know Jordan, it's tough to say on this one. Sure Boba Fett by all outward appearances should be scalping that nasty greasy mullet off of Dog. But he doesn't have much of a track record. Darth Vader did his nasty work for him in Empire, and the douche got boned by a near blind Han Solo in Jedi. Looks cool, but he's pretty much a bounty hunting poser. Dog is going to bend him over and fuck him in the ass like the rest of the poor white trash dope fiend hicks he chases down every day. If this were a battle of "Cool" Boba Fett would win hands down, but Dog, the greasy turd, has real life take downs under his belt and I believe he is going to give Boba Fett a proper hate fuckin'.
I'm going to have to go with Boba Fett on this one... Han Solo may of kicked his ass but Dog is not nearly as impressive as Han.
ReplyDeleteMuuuuulllllleeeeeetttttt!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe way I sees it - Dog's gotta win.
ReplyDelete1) never been eaten by a Sarlacc Pit!
2) Doesn't need no armour to get his man
and 3) Craig nailed it! Moooulèèèèèèt!
Sick'em, boy! Good dog! *Woof! Woof!*
This borderline insanity and very mismatched. The only thing Dog has going for him is the mullet and a bitchy wife that just won't shut the hell. When Boba Fett sees that mullet, he will be freaked for sure, it's enough to bring Godzilla to his knees, but I have to say that the clear rage Boba will feel at having to listen to the loud mouth wife and the puppy's insane preaching will be paramount to anything the puppy can toss. I wouldn't want to the Emperor himself standing in front of Boba. Even the puppy's spray can't get through the helmet anyway. The puppy will run yelping for his life, and Boba will turn on the blaster, dive bomb the puppy, carry him off by the blasted mullet and drop him off the end of the planet.
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