Totally Tiny Tag Team Take Down for all Time!
Well folks we have something special in store for you this week! An all midget tag team battle featuring; Sam and Frodo vs Willow and Wicket! Who will tag their tiny way to victory? Stay tuned for another exciting edition of....Monday Morning Fight Club!
Straight up Craig, I have to give this one to Willow and Wicket. They are a devastating combo of wile magic user and crazy wild man/bear. Willow can handle the strategy and slight-of-hand trickery while Wicket will swing in from out of nowhere and kick their hairy-footed asses. I can't see them having too much trouble with Sam and Frodo. Sam, who seems to be a pretty competent fighter, simply has his hands full taking care of his overly-effeminate buddy. Even with "The One Ring" (Which I think is caked in LSD and Heroine) Frodo is pretty much useless...He is a strung out junkie one trick pony(turning invisible), without Sam's help Frodo would have been killed long ago...probably by someone who got tired of his giant weepy eyes. The only conceivable edge Sam and Frodo have is weaponry. Their elf-made glow-in-the-dark lawn dart sized swords are a little more intimadating than a bent stick and a wooden spear.
I gotta say Jordan, I'm totally stoked for this battle. These funny little fuckers make me laugh, damn I love midget wrestling. This is going to kick ass. I have to disagree with you though, the homo erotic boys from Middle Earth are going to wipe Willow's ass with his furry companion Wicket. As far as I see it's not even going to be close. Sam and Frodo braved the wilds of Mordor fending off orcs, ogres, Uruk-hai, Golum and the master of all things bad Sauron himself to toss the Ring of Power into a molten pit of Lava. A furry piece of shit and one over exposed dwarf ain't gonna mount to piss against these two. Let the freakshow begin!!
Remember to stop by on Friday morning to see how the battle played out!
Straight up Craig, I have to give this one to Willow and Wicket. They are a devastating combo of wile magic user and crazy wild man/bear. Willow can handle the strategy and slight-of-hand trickery while Wicket will swing in from out of nowhere and kick their hairy-footed asses. I can't see them having too much trouble with Sam and Frodo. Sam, who seems to be a pretty competent fighter, simply has his hands full taking care of his overly-effeminate buddy. Even with "The One Ring" (Which I think is caked in LSD and Heroine) Frodo is pretty much useless...He is a strung out junkie one trick pony(turning invisible), without Sam's help Frodo would have been killed long ago...probably by someone who got tired of his giant weepy eyes. The only conceivable edge Sam and Frodo have is weaponry. Their elf-made glow-in-the-dark lawn dart sized swords are a little more intimadating than a bent stick and a wooden spear.
I gotta say Jordan, I'm totally stoked for this battle. These funny little fuckers make me laugh, damn I love midget wrestling. This is going to kick ass. I have to disagree with you though, the homo erotic boys from Middle Earth are going to wipe Willow's ass with his furry companion Wicket. As far as I see it's not even going to be close. Sam and Frodo braved the wilds of Mordor fending off orcs, ogres, Uruk-hai, Golum and the master of all things bad Sauron himself to toss the Ring of Power into a molten pit of Lava. A furry piece of shit and one over exposed dwarf ain't gonna mount to piss against these two. Let the freakshow begin!!Remember to stop by on Friday morning to see how the battle played out!
I think Wicket will let Willow distract them with a few "make the baby disappear" tricks while he sets up a couple of log-based traps...Sam and Frodo will be squashed!
ReplyDeleteI'm pulling for Sam and Frodo however I'm concerned that their obsession with meal time. If they aren't careful Willow & Wicket will take advantage of them while sitting down to tea and biscuits at elevensies or second breakfast.
ReplyDeleteThe way I see it Wicket and Willow are out numbered, considering they are in reality the same person. Every time he tags the other he will have to go through a costume change, giving the hobbits a chance to do a little stabby stabby in the back.
ReplyDeleteConsidering that all the Hobbits did was walk, not too much to say. Although great flicks, they endlessly walked. No real battles that they actually fought. I think the Hobbits will simply keep walking as they are clearly in superior shape, Willow and Wicket will eventually get tired and fall asleep. Then Sam and Frodo go Hobbit crazy on their sorry asses. Boring fight till the end when the masacre happens, but the Hobbits will be victorious.
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