Dutch Vs Rambo!
Rambo vs Dutch, although this would be a close one I think the current state of Rambo’s face speaks volumes. Dutch must have messed him up at some point. I’m guessing Dutch naturally took off all his clothes and covered himself in cold river mud,… you know to avoid detection,… snuck up on Rambo while he was trying to notch an arrow in his bow or some other pansy activity, and laid the beat down.
I'm going to go out on a limb on this one Craig. After having done massive doses of bovine steriods and human growth hormone both Stallone(Rambo) and Ahnold(Dutch) would be on a rollercoaster ride of emotions and chemicaly induced rage. The battle will last for days, villages and towns would be layed to waste, children orphaned. In the end, their hormone ravaged bodies would begin to produce a gargantuan excess of estrogen. This along with having seen the carnage of the collateral damage their epic battle caused, would cause then to collapse into sobbing heaps of man-boobs, hugging and crying themselves to sleep. No one wins!
Dutch Vs Rambo!
Rambo vs Dutch, although this would be a close one I think the current state of Rambo’s face speaks volumes. Dutch must have messed him up at some point. I’m guessing Dutch naturally took off all his clothes and covered himself in cold river mud,… you know to avoid detection,… snuck up on Rambo while he was trying to notch an arrow in his bow or some other pansy activity, and laid the beat down.
I'm going to go out on a limb on this one Craig. After having done massive doses of bovine steriods and human growth hormone both Stallone(Rambo) and Ahnold(Dutch) would be on a rollercoaster ride of emotions and chemicaly induced rage. The battle will last for days, villages and towns would be layed to waste, children orphaned. In the end, their hormone ravaged bodies would begin to produce a gargantuan excess of estrogen. This along with having seen the carnage of the collateral damage their epic battle caused, would cause then to collapse into sobbing heaps of man-boobs, hugging and crying themselves to sleep. No one wins!
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