Kool-Aid Jug vs Tony the Tiger
Jordan, someone is going to be handing out a sugary sweet ass kicking this week, Oh yaaaaa!!! And my money is on the one and only, often imitated but never replicated Kool-Aid Jug. First of all this dude breaks through walls and maintains a smile the entire time. Secondly Tony the Tiger wears a freaking ascot/bandanna. I'm guessing Tony would be more comfortable at a Village People concert than in the arena.
That may be Craig, but I for one will never bet against a big cat on a sugar high. Lifestyle choices aside, Tony is a go-getter of a morning guy descended from a long line of man-eating top dogs in the food chain! The Kool-Aid Jug is nothing more than a fat, obnoxious party crasher who lacks the simple abilities of knocking and door use. I think Tony will be coughing up a candy-sweet hair ball in no time!